aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

dudski:

"GETS" DAD-FRIENDLY? IS ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY NEW?

dudski:

"GETS" DAD-FRIENDLY? IS ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY NEW?

youneedmetosurvive:

I feel sorry for Jeff Davis because of legal reasons he can’t read fanfiction and it’s so much better than his show